Roswell Declassified

If you were like me in the 90s, you tuned in every week to the Roswell TV show. Now personally, I've been drinking some pop (reference from the latest kevin Gannron Radio Show at kevingannon.blogspot.com) and I thought it would be perfect to talk about aliens in this state. Apparetly Area 51 has become declassified and scientist are allowed to talk about what went on. The famous story about aliens landing and being taken to the cops actually has a legit reasoning behind it. The scientist were building new spy planes to be used against Russia in the Cold War when one crashed and the pilot ejected. He was found by two people and taken to the cops where the CIA took him and gave him truth serum. They understood the national security threat of the situation and decided to keep it hush hush. How hush hush I'm not exactly sure. This is a huge deal. The fact that scientist can now publicly speak about the what happened in this Area 51. We should all keep a look out for the next few weeks for any more stories that surface. If you see anything tell me. 

Pinstripe Pride

I literally just got back home from the first ever game played in the new Yankee stadium, which the Yankees won 7-4 against the Cubs with three home runs, one a 3-run shot by Alex's replacement Cody Ransom. I gotta say this stadium is dope. Me and my friend, and new fellow blogger, Jake sat in the bleachers in right field right behind Damon, and the first thing we noticed was how close ALL the seats were. It looked as if the field was tiny, and it gave the feel of (as Jake put it) an intimate setting. I was expecting to not be able to see anything, but as the game started my section was even able to see balls and strikes. The TV was huge, the balls were flying, Jet er got the clubs first hit, and the first pitch was thrown by Reggie Jackson. It was perfect. I am giddy with anticipation for the day I get to tell my grand kids I went to the first game in the new Yankee Stadium. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its pretty widely known that I am a huge That 70s Show fan. Over the past two years or so I've been collecting the DVDs of each season, only recently completing the list with the purchases of season 1 and 8 at the Circuit City clearance sale. It may be sad and I may be a loser but I know every joke every line of every episode of every season. I even know how the characters are framed without looking. Delivery, posture, I can even tell you about funny faces that are made. Episode titles and what happens to each character. And I've seen each season over 10 times (maybe over 20), and I see no end in sight.
So you must understand the heartbreak I experienced when I came home after school and checked Gizmodo's Deals of the Day. On it I saw the COMPLETE 32 disk SERIES of That 70s Show (what I paid $340 for) on regular price for $200 and on a special sale of $82 with free shipping today only. So all I can do is recommend this great series to any of you who read this post today March 26 and tell you its the greatest buy you will ever make.

Shameless Plug

Readers: If you find yourself on the internet screaming to yourself "why is there nothing to do on the internet after facebook!!!" (which actually happens quite often).... then let me redirect you to a fellow blog of a very close friend of mine Kevin Gannon who has been mentioned on The Basement. Its really funny and has a segment called the Kevin Gannon Radio Show that recently added two brand new episodes featuring yours truely. They're really funny and enjoyable... and that was my "shameless plug". 

Can't Sleep Because I'm Too Energized... How Ironic

So most people know about the REM cycle. When you sleep 8 hours you disrupt your REM cycle which starts and ends at multiples of 3. Anywhere in between you wake up slow and unrested. So sleeping only in multiples of 3 hours is the right and difficult way to do it. You wake up beautifully energized. But nobody fucking ever talks about the time you happen to wake up after 3 hours in the middle of the night instead of 6 or 9 hours when the day begins. Well we should raise awareness damn it. 

PS: Whats with Jimmy Fallon in these 60s/70s period movies. Almost Famous and now its 6 in the morning and I'm watching Factory Girl and look whose there... Boston native Sully. 

New Traffic Sign: Grown Men Pretending

So I joined a fantasy baseball league this year. I love baseball and always wanted to be part of this pretend managing. Playing PSP baseball was not loser enough for me. So when I got an offer from the friend I met at the AMC Best Picture Showcase I took it. With little to no knowledge on how to play this rediculously complex and involved game I can use as much advice as possible. 

PS: I thought we had a deal Mother Nature. I feed you all the pollution your little heart desires and you make my winters more comfortable. Whats with this snow on the first day of spring? Twisted little sence of humor huh. That went out the window when George Carlin died. 

Announcements

In an effort to make this blog a little more interesting I will be making the "experience posts" a once  a week affair while having a normal semi-daily blog. That being said I just got accepted in SUNY Purchase, a college I've wanted to go to for a very long time, to finish my education and begin my adult life. Now I can fulfill my dream of attending this every year. My hippie annoyance meter was becoming dangerously low. Thank you Purchase.