Thanks Earth. We celebrate you with your own fucking day where most of us are going to turn off the lights at 2 in the afternoon while watching TV and using our microwaves (or mini-radiation machines). And you thank us by giving us this shitty ass day. Its cold. My window is cracked about two inches four feet away from me and I'm this [ ] close to getting my blanket. My igoogle weather app looks like its the fucking Noah's Arc storm from the Bible. This is the last (and first) time I pretend to care about you Earth. You just lost a good thing.
P.S.: Isn't it kind of funny that Earth Day is so close to National Weed Day, which comes from the Earth.
but Oprah's giving away coupons for free reusable bags at whole foods! gotta give earth day some credit for that one, haha
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